I've always thought my life could be some kind of tv show or something just because of EVERYTHING that has been happening throughout the years.
First of all, I spent my young days having good grades and even though I only had ONE good friend, people still cared about me! Now fastfoward a couple years and i'm a whole burntout transgender mess that gets into all sorts of silly endeavours when i'm not spending my time just... Inside x3
But well, since i've been going outside for these past two years, I have a lot of things that would be Sitcom worthy!
Like for example, two days ago, trying to look cool while smoking weed and drinking alcohol with a pretty girl and her friends and ending up THROWING UP. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH........
And that's how i managed to lose ALL my cuteness in just one second. wow. (at least it's a new record :3)
Of course my life wouldn't be just laughs and giggles for the audience, it also needs to have those SAUCY EMOTIONAL MOMENTS. Like The Office! (current hyperfixation teehee :3). Like seeing a Dani on her bed, sniffing the shirt she used for the first hangout with that one girl. Or crying for the first time in MONTHS when someone reminds me of her. All this while the audience is like "OH DANI... WHEN WILL YOU LEARN.", but well, i'm just a loser like that! There's nothing I can do to fix it!
A love-starved furry trans girl agaisnt the cruel real world.. STUCK GOING TO COLLEGE UGHHHH (yeah im writing this in the bus to college, how did you know????)
For example, "Dani realizes she has 4 months worth of college work to get done in 2 days." or "Dani has a weird summer date, gets drunk and misses her bus stop.. TWICE." i dunno i think it would be pretty neat :33
And I would have some excuses for my stupid acts and decisions,, but ehh I just gotta get sillier and cuter and everything's gonna be juuuuuust fine!!
Like any good sitcom, people could be "GODDAMNIT DANI WHY DID U DO THAT STUPID SHIIIIT.... UGHHH (i wanna see how it turns out tho 👀)" And SPOILERS, I also don't know how it turns out.
Sad, Melancholic moments that make you think and reflect, Happy moments that make you think "good for her!", we have EEEEVERYTHING here at Dani Corp. :3333
OH AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE FILLER EPISODES!!!! Imagine an episode where I get too sleepy and just say FUCK IT, and I skip school for the day, embarking on an adventure throughout lisbon to see why my debit card doesn't work to finally get to school to quickly finish a photography assignment i had to do. (heh.. more like ASSignment.. hehehehehehehehhehe i looooove butt! /ref)
and the character development... DAAAAANG!!!!!!!! I would have the greatest character development in the history of sitcoms! Cuz what do you mean im better at talking with cashiers, better at taking the bus, and realizing i have a mind of my own, not stuck inside the same STRAIGHT path, that I gotta be myself to be happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People will be wanting to get more AND MOREEEEEE, spinoffs, games, more spinoffs, 20 trillion seasons........ and heh... a kiss :3
ty for reading :3